Because.....Hey! I'm hot.
So my Mail carrier just honked at me. Not in that "hey sexxxxxyy laaaady way either. (which would have been totally inappropriate, but I would have understood..because Hey, I'm hot.)But rather in that, I'm fat, and lazy and you have more than two (it's actually 23) steps in front of your house and if you want your package you better come down and get it, way.
What happen to the hot, mail carriers that walk around town and are in shape and have a waist? Those guys can go ahead and honk at me....cuz you know. I'm hot.
Raise your hand if you think my mail carrier may suck. Just a little.
And yes, I went down (and back up) the 23 steps to retrieve Mr. Moo's Easter gift from Uncle Frito. Because a Moo Mom had got to do, for her little Moo.
p.s. I am not a cow. I'm hot!
5 comment(s):
By Mark, at 3/24/2005 01:36:00 PM
By Anonymous, at 3/24/2005 08:55:00 PM
*SHEESH*
By Anonymous, at 3/24/2005 09:55:00 PM
By Kasmira, at 3/25/2005 05:06:00 AM
By Unknown, at 3/25/2005 08:32:00 AM
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